August 26, 2019
Poetic talent is still easy to fake
And a sequel takes even less talent to make
Cling to the coattails of your previous hit
Hope nobody knows it's devoid of meaning or wit
Make funny rhymes
Repeat the same lines
Distract yourself from your impending demise
Then repeat the same lines
And hold onto your sanity for just long enough
To get through the parts that are uninspired or rough
God is dead and so is his spirit and son
This wouldn't have happened if Obama hadn't won
That, my child, was a political joke
To show to the sheep that I'm edgy and woke
Swear once or twice to keep shit real
But more than that and you'll lose your mass-market appeal
Reference pop culture with a snazzy Simpsons quote
With the same subtlety as Homer's hands 'round your throat
Sprinkle in a meme to provide infinite joy
It'll have the kids be coming back like Dat Boi
We use humour to mask the fact we're all dead inside
Then we lie in life's feedback and tick "satisfied"
Every work of art is deserving of a sequel
Some questionable spinoffs, a Netflix series, a prequel
Like the new testament, or The Godfather 2
It's not considered the best one but that's a subjective view
One person hates what another may like
That's a great excuse to make terrible shite
Oh dang that's my profanity quota met
If I swear again the studio will never forget
Then I'll be out of a job but finally free
To write whatever I want, no more sequels for me!
But we all have too live that grind
Follow the rules that are strictly outlined
Although I must admit, this one took a weird route
I wrote it just now on my daily commute
But isn't that life? Filled with mild imperfection
Like that typo at the start of this section
No poem is perfect, no story ever complete
So let's make terrible sequels and watch the enraged public tweet
No idea is original, no art is sacred
Nothing pleases me more than monetised hatred
Poetic talent is still easy to fake
And a sequel takes even less talent to make
Cling to the coattails of your previous hit
Hope nobody knows it's devoid of meaning or wit
Make funny rhymes
Repeat the same lines
Distract yourself from your impending demise
Then repeat the same lines
And hold onto your sanity for just long enough
To get through the parts that are uninspired or rough
God is dead and so is his spirit and son
This wouldn't have happened if Obama hadn't won
That, my child, was a political joke
To show to the sheep that I'm edgy and woke
Swear once or twice to keep shit real
But more than that and you'll lose your mass-market appeal
Reference pop culture with a snazzy Simpsons quote
With the same subtlety as Homer's hands 'round your throat
Sprinkle in a meme to provide infinite joy
It'll have the kids be coming back like Dat Boi
We use humour to mask the fact we're all dead inside
Then we lie in life's feedback and tick "satisfied"
Every work of art is deserving of a sequel
Some questionable spinoffs, a Netflix series, a prequel
Like the new testament, or The Godfather 2
It's not considered the best one but that's a subjective view
One person hates what another may like
That's a great excuse to make terrible shite
Oh dang that's my profanity quota met
If I swear again the studio will never forget
Then I'll be out of a job but finally free
To write whatever I want, no more sequels for me!
But we all have too live that grind
Follow the rules that are strictly outlined
Although I must admit, this one took a weird route
I wrote it just now on my daily commute
But isn't that life? Filled with mild imperfection
Like that typo at the start of this section
No poem is perfect, no story ever complete
So let's make terrible sequels and watch the enraged public tweet
No idea is original, no art is sacred
Nothing pleases me more than monetised hatred
Poetic talent is still easy to fake
And a sequel takes even less talent to make
Cling to the coattails of your previous hit
Hope nobody knows it's devoid of meaning or wit
Make funny rhymes
Repeat the same lines
Distract yourself from your impending demise
Then repeat the same lines
And hold onto your sanity for just long enough
To get through the parts that are uninspired or rough
God is dead and so is his spirit and son
This wouldn't have happened if Obama hadn't won
That, my child, was a political joke
To show to the sheep that I'm edgy and woke
Swear once or twice to keep shit real
But more than that and you'll lose your mass-market appeal
Reference pop culture with a snazzy Simpsons quote
With the same subtlety as Homer's hands 'round your throat
Sprinkle in a meme to provide infinite joy
It'll have the kids be coming back like Dat Boi
We use humour to mask the fact we're all dead inside
Then we lie in life's feedback and tick "satisfied"
Every work of art is deserving of a sequel
Some questionable spinoffs, a Netflix series, a prequel
Like the new testament, or The Godfather 2
It's not considered the best one but that's a subjective view
One person hates what another may like
That's a great excuse to make terrible shite
Oh dang that's my profanity quota met
If I swear again the studio will never forget
Then I'll be out of a job but finally free
To write whatever I want, no more sequels for me!
But we all have too live that grind
Follow the rules that are strictly outlined
Although I must admit, this one took a weird route
I wrote it just now on my daily commute
But isn't that life? Filled with mild imperfection
Like that typo at the start of this section
No poem is perfect, no story ever complete
So let's make terrible sequels and watch the enraged public tweet
No idea is original, no art is sacred
Nothing pleases me more than monetised hatred
Poetic talent is still easy to fake
And a sequel takes even less talent to make
Cling to the coattails of your previous hit
Hope nobody knows it's devoid of meaning or wit
Make funny rhymes
Repeat the same lines
Distract yourself from your impending demise
Then repeat the same lines
And hold onto your sanity for just long enough
To get through the parts that are uninspired or rough
God is dead and so is his spirit and son
This wouldn't have happened if Obama hadn't won
That, my child, was a political joke
To show to the sheep that I'm edgy and woke
Swear once or twice to keep shit real
But more than that and you'll lose your mass-market appeal
Reference pop culture with a snazzy Simpsons quote
With the same subtlety as Homer's hands 'round your throat
Sprinkle in a meme to provide infinite joy
It'll have the kids be coming back like Dat Boi
We use humour to mask the fact we're all dead inside
Then we lie in life's feedback and tick "satisfied"
Every work of art is deserving of a sequel
Some questionable spinoffs, a Netflix series, a prequel
Like the new testament, or The Godfather 2
It's not considered the best one but that's a subjective view
One person hates what another may like
That's a great excuse to make terrible shite
Oh dang that's my profanity quota met
If I swear again the studio will never forget
Then I'll be out of a job but finally free
To write whatever I want, no more sequels for me!
But we all have too live that grind
Follow the rules that are strictly outlined
Although I must admit, this one took a weird route
I wrote it just now on my daily commute
But isn't that life? Filled with mild imperfection
Like that typo at the start of this section
No poem is perfect, no story ever complete
So let's make terrible sequels and watch the enraged public tweet
No idea is original, no art is sacred
Nothing pleases me more than monetised hatred
Poetic talent is still easy to fake
And a sequel takes even less talent to make
Cling to the coattails of your previous hit
Hope nobody knows it's devoid of meaning or wit
Make funny rhymes
Repeat the same lines
Distract yourself from your impending demise
Then repeat the same lines
And hold onto your sanity for just long enough
To get through the parts that are uninspired or rough
God is dead and so is his spirit and son
This wouldn't have happened if Obama hadn't won
That, my child, was a political joke
To show to the sheep that I'm edgy and woke
Swear once or twice to keep shit real
But more than that and you'll lose your mass-market appeal
Reference pop culture with a snazzy Simpsons quote
With the same subtlety as Homer's hands 'round your throat
Sprinkle in a meme to provide infinite joy
It'll have the kids be coming back like Dat Boi
We use humour to mask the fact we're all dead inside
Then we lie in life's feedback and tick "satisfied"
Every work of art is deserving of a sequel
Some questionable spinoffs, a Netflix series, a prequel
Like the new testament, or The Godfather 2
It's not considered the best one but that's a subjective view
One person hates what another may like
That's a great excuse to make terrible shite
Oh dang that's my profanity quota met
If I swear again the studio will never forget
Then I'll be out of a job but finally free
To write whatever I want, no more sequels for me!
But we all have too live that grind
Follow the rules that are strictly outlined
Although I must admit, this one took a weird route
I wrote it just now on my daily commute
But isn't that life? Filled with mild imperfection
Like that typo at the start of this section
No poem is perfect, no story ever complete
So let's make terrible sequels and watch the enraged public tweet
No idea is original, no art is sacred
Nothing pleases me more than monetised hatred
Poetic talent is still easy to fake
And a sequel takes even less talent to make
Cling to the coattails of your previous hit
Hope nobody knows it's devoid of meaning or wit
Make funny rhymes
Repeat the same lines
Distract yourself from your impending demise
Then repeat the same lines
And hold onto your sanity for just long enough
To get through the parts that are uninspired or rough
God is dead and so is his spirit and son
This wouldn't have happened if Obama hadn't won
That, my child, was a political joke
To show to the sheep that I'm edgy and woke
Swear once or twice to keep shit real
But more than that and you'll lose your mass-market appeal
Reference pop culture with a snazzy Simpsons quote
With the same subtlety as Homer's hands 'round your throat
Sprinkle in a meme to provide infinite joy
It'll have the kids be coming back like Dat Boi
We use humour to mask the fact we're all dead inside
Then we lie in life's feedback and tick "satisfied"
Every work of art is deserving of a sequel
Some questionable spinoffs, a Netflix series, a prequel
Like the new testament, or The Godfather 2
It's not considered the best one but that's a subjective view
One person hates what another may like
That's a great excuse to make terrible shite
Oh dang that's my profanity quota met
If I swear again the studio will never forget
Then I'll be out of a job but finally free
To write whatever I want, no more sequels for me!
But we all have too live that grind
Follow the rules that are strictly outlined
Although I must admit, this one took a weird route
I wrote it just now on my daily commute
But isn't that life? Filled with mild imperfection
Like that typo at the start of this section
No poem is perfect, no story ever complete
So let's make terrible sequels and watch the enraged public tweet
No idea is original, no art is sacred
Nothing pleases me more than monetised hatred