Hapax Legomenon 2

February 19, 2020

Part 1:

Ok, deep breath, let's go

Act very carefully, take things slow

Gotta be stingy, think Scrooge McDuck

Learn from past mistakes, don't use "the", AH FUCK

Oh well, everything is fine

Maybe make it rhyme?

Need to keep this shtick fresh and hip

Wacky humour, not a Freudian slip

There's no hidden meaning

Nobody's thoughts or feelings

Just an idiotic challenge of grammar

By one self-proclaimed computer programmer

Hey, so far, pretty good!

Choppin' through lines like firewood

Every couplet's rhyming as they should

Whoops, that one's tripled up

Shit. Never try doing anything.

It'll end badly

Then we'll die, sadly

Life's nothing but pain

What do we gain?

Why continue with dumb games

When I'm destined for hell flames?


...


Whoops! My mask slipped!

Undo! <Redacted transcript>

Previous statements still hold

Living's great, everything's glitter & gold

(Ampersands aren't cheating!)

It's getting intense, heart's set beating

150 words! Ain't any repeated!

Pfft, I haven't cheated

Onomatopoeia allowed too!

You'd rather see me fail, wouldn't you?


Whatever. Let us get concluded.

Before convoluted sentences are included

Had fun reading?

Your head's bleeding?!


Ha, that's karma. Bitch.

Ok, deep breath, let's go

Act very carefully, take things slow

Gotta be stingy, think Scrooge McDuck

Learn from past mistakes, don't use "the", AH FUCK

Oh well, everything is fine

Maybe make it rhyme?

Need to keep this shtick fresh and hip

Wacky humour, not a Freudian slip

There's no hidden meaning

Nobody's thoughts or feelings

Just an idiotic challenge of grammar

By one self-proclaimed computer programmer

Hey, so far, pretty good!

Choppin' through lines like firewood

Every couplet's rhyming as they should

Whoops, that one's tripled up

Shit. Never try doing anything.

It'll end badly

Then we'll die, sadly

Life's nothing but pain

What do we gain?

Why continue with dumb games

When I'm destined for hell flames?


...


Whoops! My mask slipped!

Undo! <Redacted transcript>

Previous statements still hold

Living's great, everything's glitter & gold

(Ampersands aren't cheating!)

It's getting intense, heart's set beating

150 words! Ain't any repeated!

Pfft, I haven't cheated

Onomatopoeia allowed too!

You'd rather see me fail, wouldn't you?


Whatever. Let us get concluded.

Before convoluted sentences are included

Had fun reading?

Your head's bleeding?!


Ha, that's karma. Bitch.

Ok, deep breath, let's go

Act very carefully, take things slow

Gotta be stingy, think Scrooge McDuck

Learn from past mistakes, don't use "the", AH FUCK

Oh well, everything is fine

Maybe make it rhyme?

Need to keep this shtick fresh and hip

Wacky humour, not a Freudian slip

There's no hidden meaning

Nobody's thoughts or feelings

Just an idiotic challenge of grammar

By one self-proclaimed computer programmer

Hey, so far, pretty good!

Choppin' through lines like firewood

Every couplet's rhyming as they should

Whoops, that one's tripled up

Shit. Never try doing anything.

It'll end badly

Then we'll die, sadly

Life's nothing but pain

What do we gain?

Why continue with dumb games

When I'm destined for hell flames?


...


Whoops! My mask slipped!

Undo! <Redacted transcript>

Previous statements still hold

Living's great, everything's glitter & gold

(Ampersands aren't cheating!)

It's getting intense, heart's set beating

150 words! Ain't any repeated!

Pfft, I haven't cheated

Onomatopoeia allowed too!

You'd rather see me fail, wouldn't you?


Whatever. Let us get concluded.

Before convoluted sentences are included

Had fun reading?

Your head's bleeding?!


Ha, that's karma. Bitch.

Ok, deep breath, let's go

Act very carefully, take things slow

Gotta be stingy, think Scrooge McDuck

Learn from past mistakes, don't use "the", AH FUCK

Oh well, everything is fine

Maybe make it rhyme?

Need to keep this shtick fresh and hip

Wacky humour, not a Freudian slip

There's no hidden meaning

Nobody's thoughts or feelings

Just an idiotic challenge of grammar

By one self-proclaimed computer programmer

Hey, so far, pretty good!

Choppin' through lines like firewood

Every couplet's rhyming as they should

Whoops, that one's tripled up

Shit. Never try doing anything.

It'll end badly

Then we'll die, sadly

Life's nothing but pain

What do we gain?

Why continue with dumb games

When I'm destined for hell flames?


...


Whoops! My mask slipped!

Undo! <Redacted transcript>

Previous statements still hold

Living's great, everything's glitter & gold

(Ampersands aren't cheating!)

It's getting intense, heart's set beating

150 words! Ain't any repeated!

Pfft, I haven't cheated

Onomatopoeia allowed too!

You'd rather see me fail, wouldn't you?


Whatever. Let us get concluded.

Before convoluted sentences are included

Had fun reading?

Your head's bleeding?!


Ha, that's karma. Bitch.

Ok, deep breath, let's go

Act very carefully, take things slow

Gotta be stingy, think Scrooge McDuck

Learn from past mistakes, don't use "the", AH FUCK

Oh well, everything is fine

Maybe make it rhyme?

Need to keep this shtick fresh and hip

Wacky humour, not a Freudian slip

There's no hidden meaning

Nobody's thoughts or feelings

Just an idiotic challenge of grammar

By one self-proclaimed computer programmer

Hey, so far, pretty good!

Choppin' through lines like firewood

Every couplet's rhyming as they should

Whoops, that one's tripled up

Shit. Never try doing anything.

It'll end badly

Then we'll die, sadly

Life's nothing but pain

What do we gain?

Why continue with dumb games

When I'm destined for hell flames?


...


Whoops! My mask slipped!

Undo! <Redacted transcript>

Previous statements still hold

Living's great, everything's glitter & gold

(Ampersands aren't cheating!)

It's getting intense, heart's set beating

150 words! Ain't any repeated!

Pfft, I haven't cheated

Onomatopoeia allowed too!

You'd rather see me fail, wouldn't you?


Whatever. Let us get concluded.

Before convoluted sentences are included

Had fun reading?

Your head's bleeding?!


Ha, that's karma. Bitch.

Ok, deep breath, let's go

Act very carefully, take things slow

Gotta be stingy, think Scrooge McDuck

Learn from past mistakes, don't use "the", AH FUCK

Oh well, everything is fine

Maybe make it rhyme?

Need to keep this shtick fresh and hip

Wacky humour, not a Freudian slip

There's no hidden meaning

Nobody's thoughts or feelings

Just an idiotic challenge of grammar

By one self-proclaimed computer programmer

Hey, so far, pretty good!

Choppin' through lines like firewood

Every couplet's rhyming as they should

Whoops, that one's tripled up

Shit. Never try doing anything.

It'll end badly

Then we'll die, sadly

Life's nothing but pain

What do we gain?

Why continue with dumb games

When I'm destined for hell flames?


...


Whoops! My mask slipped!

Undo! <Redacted transcript>

Previous statements still hold

Living's great, everything's glitter & gold

(Ampersands aren't cheating!)

It's getting intense, heart's set beating

150 words! Ain't any repeated!

Pfft, I haven't cheated

Onomatopoeia allowed too!

You'd rather see me fail, wouldn't you?


Whatever. Let us get concluded.

Before convoluted sentences are included

Had fun reading?

Your head's bleeding?!


Ha, that's karma. Bitch.

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