February 19, 2020
Ok, deep breath, let's go
Act very carefully, take things slow
Gotta be stingy, think Scrooge McDuck
Learn from past mistakes, don't use "the", AH FUCK
Oh well, everything is fine
Maybe make it rhyme?
Need to keep this shtick fresh and hip
Wacky humour, not a Freudian slip
There's no hidden meaning
Nobody's thoughts or feelings
Just an idiotic challenge of grammar
By one self-proclaimed computer programmer
Hey, so far, pretty good!
Choppin' through lines like firewood
Every couplet's rhyming as they should
Whoops, that one's tripled up
Shit. Never try doing anything.
It'll end badly
Then we'll die, sadly
Life's nothing but pain
What do we gain?
Why continue with dumb games
When I'm destined for hell flames?
...
Whoops! My mask slipped!
Undo! <Redacted transcript>
Previous statements still hold
Living's great, everything's glitter & gold
(Ampersands aren't cheating!)
It's getting intense, heart's set beating
150 words! Ain't any repeated!
Pfft, I haven't cheated
Onomatopoeia allowed too!
You'd rather see me fail, wouldn't you?
Whatever. Let us get concluded.
Before convoluted sentences are included
Had fun reading?
Your head's bleeding?!
Ha, that's karma. Bitch.
Ok, deep breath, let's go
Act very carefully, take things slow
Gotta be stingy, think Scrooge McDuck
Learn from past mistakes, don't use "the", AH FUCK
Oh well, everything is fine
Maybe make it rhyme?
Need to keep this shtick fresh and hip
Wacky humour, not a Freudian slip
There's no hidden meaning
Nobody's thoughts or feelings
Just an idiotic challenge of grammar
By one self-proclaimed computer programmer
Hey, so far, pretty good!
Choppin' through lines like firewood
Every couplet's rhyming as they should
Whoops, that one's tripled up
Shit. Never try doing anything.
It'll end badly
Then we'll die, sadly
Life's nothing but pain
What do we gain?
Why continue with dumb games
When I'm destined for hell flames?
...
Whoops! My mask slipped!
Undo! <Redacted transcript>
Previous statements still hold
Living's great, everything's glitter & gold
(Ampersands aren't cheating!)
It's getting intense, heart's set beating
150 words! Ain't any repeated!
Pfft, I haven't cheated
Onomatopoeia allowed too!
You'd rather see me fail, wouldn't you?
Whatever. Let us get concluded.
Before convoluted sentences are included
Had fun reading?
Your head's bleeding?!
Ha, that's karma. Bitch.
Ok, deep breath, let's go
Act very carefully, take things slow
Gotta be stingy, think Scrooge McDuck
Learn from past mistakes, don't use "the", AH FUCK
Oh well, everything is fine
Maybe make it rhyme?
Need to keep this shtick fresh and hip
Wacky humour, not a Freudian slip
There's no hidden meaning
Nobody's thoughts or feelings
Just an idiotic challenge of grammar
By one self-proclaimed computer programmer
Hey, so far, pretty good!
Choppin' through lines like firewood
Every couplet's rhyming as they should
Whoops, that one's tripled up
Shit. Never try doing anything.
It'll end badly
Then we'll die, sadly
Life's nothing but pain
What do we gain?
Why continue with dumb games
When I'm destined for hell flames?
...
Whoops! My mask slipped!
Undo! <Redacted transcript>
Previous statements still hold
Living's great, everything's glitter & gold
(Ampersands aren't cheating!)
It's getting intense, heart's set beating
150 words! Ain't any repeated!
Pfft, I haven't cheated
Onomatopoeia allowed too!
You'd rather see me fail, wouldn't you?
Whatever. Let us get concluded.
Before convoluted sentences are included
Had fun reading?
Your head's bleeding?!
Ha, that's karma. Bitch.
Ok, deep breath, let's go
Act very carefully, take things slow
Gotta be stingy, think Scrooge McDuck
Learn from past mistakes, don't use "the", AH FUCK
Oh well, everything is fine
Maybe make it rhyme?
Need to keep this shtick fresh and hip
Wacky humour, not a Freudian slip
There's no hidden meaning
Nobody's thoughts or feelings
Just an idiotic challenge of grammar
By one self-proclaimed computer programmer
Hey, so far, pretty good!
Choppin' through lines like firewood
Every couplet's rhyming as they should
Whoops, that one's tripled up
Shit. Never try doing anything.
It'll end badly
Then we'll die, sadly
Life's nothing but pain
What do we gain?
Why continue with dumb games
When I'm destined for hell flames?
...
Whoops! My mask slipped!
Undo! <Redacted transcript>
Previous statements still hold
Living's great, everything's glitter & gold
(Ampersands aren't cheating!)
It's getting intense, heart's set beating
150 words! Ain't any repeated!
Pfft, I haven't cheated
Onomatopoeia allowed too!
You'd rather see me fail, wouldn't you?
Whatever. Let us get concluded.
Before convoluted sentences are included
Had fun reading?
Your head's bleeding?!
Ha, that's karma. Bitch.
Ok, deep breath, let's go
Act very carefully, take things slow
Gotta be stingy, think Scrooge McDuck
Learn from past mistakes, don't use "the", AH FUCK
Oh well, everything is fine
Maybe make it rhyme?
Need to keep this shtick fresh and hip
Wacky humour, not a Freudian slip
There's no hidden meaning
Nobody's thoughts or feelings
Just an idiotic challenge of grammar
By one self-proclaimed computer programmer
Hey, so far, pretty good!
Choppin' through lines like firewood
Every couplet's rhyming as they should
Whoops, that one's tripled up
Shit. Never try doing anything.
It'll end badly
Then we'll die, sadly
Life's nothing but pain
What do we gain?
Why continue with dumb games
When I'm destined for hell flames?
...
Whoops! My mask slipped!
Undo! <Redacted transcript>
Previous statements still hold
Living's great, everything's glitter & gold
(Ampersands aren't cheating!)
It's getting intense, heart's set beating
150 words! Ain't any repeated!
Pfft, I haven't cheated
Onomatopoeia allowed too!
You'd rather see me fail, wouldn't you?
Whatever. Let us get concluded.
Before convoluted sentences are included
Had fun reading?
Your head's bleeding?!
Ha, that's karma. Bitch.
Ok, deep breath, let's go
Act very carefully, take things slow
Gotta be stingy, think Scrooge McDuck
Learn from past mistakes, don't use "the", AH FUCK
Oh well, everything is fine
Maybe make it rhyme?
Need to keep this shtick fresh and hip
Wacky humour, not a Freudian slip
There's no hidden meaning
Nobody's thoughts or feelings
Just an idiotic challenge of grammar
By one self-proclaimed computer programmer
Hey, so far, pretty good!
Choppin' through lines like firewood
Every couplet's rhyming as they should
Whoops, that one's tripled up
Shit. Never try doing anything.
It'll end badly
Then we'll die, sadly
Life's nothing but pain
What do we gain?
Why continue with dumb games
When I'm destined for hell flames?
...
Whoops! My mask slipped!
Undo! <Redacted transcript>
Previous statements still hold
Living's great, everything's glitter & gold
(Ampersands aren't cheating!)
It's getting intense, heart's set beating
150 words! Ain't any repeated!
Pfft, I haven't cheated
Onomatopoeia allowed too!
You'd rather see me fail, wouldn't you?
Whatever. Let us get concluded.
Before convoluted sentences are included
Had fun reading?
Your head's bleeding?!
Ha, that's karma. Bitch.