Hapax Legomenon

October 21, 2019

Part 1:

Each word's only used once

Never repeated

Even "the"

Whoops I wasted it

That mistake won't be made again

From now on

Let's take care with which words are said

Starting...


After this line


Two houses, both alike in a myriad of ways

Doors? Yes

Roofs? Undoubtedly so

Windows? 95!

Just joking— forgive me

Because there was no glass

"I'm gonna get some sand," Charles declared

Getting panes is such pain

He climbed mountains!
Travelled through great deserts!

Trudged across snowy plains!

Then, returning to his previous location...
Charlie found what he's been looking for


"Whoop, glad it's over," exclaimed person aforementioned.

"Twas running outta phrases."

"They're becoming kinda forced."


Home safely, they celebrated.

We're done.


The End!


Ah  FUCK.

Each word's only used once

Never repeated

Even "the"

Whoops I wasted it

That mistake won't be made again

From now on

Let's take care with which words are said

Starting...


After this line


Two houses, both alike in a myriad of ways

Doors? Yes

Roofs? Undoubtedly so

Windows? 95!

Just joking— forgive me

Because there was no glass

"I'm gonna get some sand," Charles declared

Getting panes is such pain

He climbed mountains!
Travelled through great deserts!

Trudged across snowy plains!

Then, returning to his previous location...
Charlie found what he's been looking for


"Whoop, glad it's over," exclaimed person aforementioned.

"Twas running outta phrases."

"They're becoming kinda forced."


Home safely, they celebrated.

We're done.


The End!


Ah  FUCK.

Each word's only used once

Never repeated

Even "the"

Whoops I wasted it

That mistake won't be made again

From now on

Let's take care with which words are said

Starting...


After this line


Two houses, both alike in a myriad of ways

Doors? Yes

Roofs? Undoubtedly so

Windows? 95!

Just joking— forgive me

Because there was no glass

"I'm gonna get some sand," Charles declared

Getting panes is such pain

He climbed mountains!
Travelled through great deserts!

Trudged across snowy plains!

Then, returning to his previous location...
Charlie found what he's been looking for


"Whoop, glad it's over," exclaimed person aforementioned.

"Twas running outta phrases."

"They're becoming kinda forced."


Home safely, they celebrated.

We're done.


The End!


Ah  FUCK.

Each word's only used once

Never repeated

Even "the"

Whoops I wasted it

That mistake won't be made again

From now on

Let's take care with which words are said

Starting...


After this line


Two houses, both alike in a myriad of ways

Doors? Yes

Roofs? Undoubtedly so

Windows? 95!

Just joking— forgive me

Because there was no glass

"I'm gonna get some sand," Charles declared

Getting panes is such pain

He climbed mountains!
Travelled through great deserts!

Trudged across snowy plains!

Then, returning to his previous location...
Charlie found what he's been looking for


"Whoop, glad it's over," exclaimed person aforementioned.

"Twas running outta phrases."

"They're becoming kinda forced."


Home safely, they celebrated.

We're done.


The End!


Ah  FUCK.

Each word's only used once

Never repeated

Even "the"

Whoops I wasted it

That mistake won't be made again

From now on

Let's take care with which words are said

Starting...


After this line


Two houses, both alike in a myriad of ways

Doors? Yes

Roofs? Undoubtedly so

Windows? 95!

Just joking— forgive me

Because there was no glass

"I'm gonna get some sand," Charles declared

Getting panes is such pain

He climbed mountains!
Travelled through great deserts!

Trudged across snowy plains!

Then, returning to his previous location...
Charlie found what he's been looking for


"Whoop, glad it's over," exclaimed person aforementioned.

"Twas running outta phrases."

"They're becoming kinda forced."


Home safely, they celebrated.

We're done.


The End!


Ah  FUCK.

Each word's only used once

Never repeated

Even "the"

Whoops I wasted it

That mistake won't be made again

From now on

Let's take care with which words are said

Starting...


After this line


Two houses, both alike in a myriad of ways

Doors? Yes

Roofs? Undoubtedly so

Windows? 95!

Just joking— forgive me

Because there was no glass

"I'm gonna get some sand," Charles declared

Getting panes is such pain

He climbed mountains!
Travelled through great deserts!

Trudged across snowy plains!

Then, returning to his previous location...
Charlie found what he's been looking for


"Whoop, glad it's over," exclaimed person aforementioned.

"Twas running outta phrases."

"They're becoming kinda forced."


Home safely, they celebrated.

We're done.


The End!


Ah  FUCK.

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