Twenty Steps to Improve Your Life

March 3, 2022

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Take one step and two deep breaths

Three moments to pause and reflect

Hold tight to four memories

That you'll never forget

Count backwards from five

Roll a six on a dice

Get up at seven

And watch the sunrise

Call that friend you haven't seen in eight years

Believe in nine lies

Then go outside,

And murder ten guys.

Seriously.

Murder ten people.

Go on. Find ten people,

And murder them.

Go to 7-Eleven

Wait until Twelve Thirteen

Flirt with the cashier

Then cut out their spleen

Do fourteen lines of coke

Head to Fifteenth Avenue

Bring your sixteen-inch gun

Make sure nobody sees you

Shoot seventeen bullets

At an eighteen-year-old lad

Pray for nineteen seconds

So God doesn't get mad

Live out your twenties

On the run from the law

Just keep on killing

Until you can't anymore

Thank you for purchasing this self-help book

Life is a wonderful journey and I wish you good luck <3

Take one step and two deep breaths

Three moments to pause and reflect

Hold tight to four memories

That you'll never forget

Count backwards from five

Roll a six on a dice

Get up at seven

And watch the sunrise

Call that friend you haven't seen in eight years

Believe in nine lies

Then go outside,

And murder ten guys.

Seriously.

Murder ten people.

Go on. Find ten people,

And murder them.

Go to 7-Eleven

Wait until Twelve Thirteen

Flirt with the cashier

Then cut out their spleen

Do fourteen lines of coke

Head to Fifteenth Avenue

Bring your sixteen-inch gun

Make sure nobody sees you

Shoot seventeen bullets

At an eighteen-year-old lad

Pray for nineteen seconds

So God doesn't get mad

Live out your twenties

On the run from the law

Just keep on killing

Until you can't anymore

Thank you for purchasing this self-help book

Life is a wonderful journey and I wish you good luck <3

Take one step and two deep breaths

Three moments to pause and reflect

Hold tight to four memories

That you'll never forget

Count backwards from five

Roll a six on a dice

Get up at seven

And watch the sunrise

Call that friend you haven't seen in eight years

Believe in nine lies

Then go outside,

And murder ten guys.

Seriously.

Murder ten people.

Go on. Find ten people,

And murder them.

Go to 7-Eleven

Wait until Twelve Thirteen

Flirt with the cashier

Then cut out their spleen

Do fourteen lines of coke

Head to Fifteenth Avenue

Bring your sixteen-inch gun

Make sure nobody sees you

Shoot seventeen bullets

At an eighteen-year-old lad

Pray for nineteen seconds

So God doesn't get mad

Live out your twenties

On the run from the law

Just keep on killing

Until you can't anymore

Thank you for purchasing this self-help book

Life is a wonderful journey and I wish you good luck <3

Take one step and two deep breaths

Three moments to pause and reflect

Hold tight to four memories

That you'll never forget

Count backwards from five

Roll a six on a dice

Get up at seven

And watch the sunrise

Call that friend you haven't seen in eight years

Believe in nine lies

Then go outside,

And murder ten guys.

Seriously.

Murder ten people.

Go on. Find ten people,

And murder them.

Go to 7-Eleven

Wait until Twelve Thirteen

Flirt with the cashier

Then cut out their spleen

Do fourteen lines of coke

Head to Fifteenth Avenue

Bring your sixteen-inch gun

Make sure nobody sees you

Shoot seventeen bullets

At an eighteen-year-old lad

Pray for nineteen seconds

So God doesn't get mad

Live out your twenties

On the run from the law

Just keep on killing

Until you can't anymore

Thank you for purchasing this self-help book

Life is a wonderful journey and I wish you good luck <3

Take one step and two deep breaths

Three moments to pause and reflect

Hold tight to four memories

That you'll never forget

Count backwards from five

Roll a six on a dice

Get up at seven

And watch the sunrise

Call that friend you haven't seen in eight years

Believe in nine lies

Then go outside,

And murder ten guys.

Seriously.

Murder ten people.

Go on. Find ten people,

And murder them.

Go to 7-Eleven

Wait until Twelve Thirteen

Flirt with the cashier

Then cut out their spleen

Do fourteen lines of coke

Head to Fifteenth Avenue

Bring your sixteen-inch gun

Make sure nobody sees you

Shoot seventeen bullets

At an eighteen-year-old lad

Pray for nineteen seconds

So God doesn't get mad

Live out your twenties

On the run from the law

Just keep on killing

Until you can't anymore

Thank you for purchasing this self-help book

Life is a wonderful journey and I wish you good luck <3

Take one step and two deep breaths

Three moments to pause and reflect

Hold tight to four memories

That you'll never forget

Count backwards from five

Roll a six on a dice

Get up at seven

And watch the sunrise

Call that friend you haven't seen in eight years

Believe in nine lies

Then go outside,

And murder ten guys.

Seriously.

Murder ten people.

Go on. Find ten people,

And murder them.

Go to 7-Eleven

Wait until Twelve Thirteen

Flirt with the cashier

Then cut out their spleen

Do fourteen lines of coke

Head to Fifteenth Avenue

Bring your sixteen-inch gun

Make sure nobody sees you

Shoot seventeen bullets

At an eighteen-year-old lad

Pray for nineteen seconds

So God doesn't get mad

Live out your twenties

On the run from the law

Just keep on killing

Until you can't anymore

Thank you for purchasing this self-help book

Life is a wonderful journey and I wish you good luck <3

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